A Knights Tale

A Knights Tale
Written by Rev. F. David Swallow II
Edited by Jay Goldberg

Panel 1

Two swords clash together.

Panel 2

The two knights push off each other’s swords to gain distance from each other.

Panel 3

Knight 1 swings his sword in a downward motion but misses his opponent.

Panel 4

Knight 2 used the opportunity to slash across Knight 1’s chest. Knight 1 now stands there looking with amazement at the blood that runs down his chest, overflowing his hand.

Panel 5

With anger, Knight 1 thrusts his hand inside the open wound on his chest.

KNIGHT 1:

I WOULD SOONER LICK THE GOAT SHIT FROM BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER'S TITS THAN FALL VICTIM TO SCUM LIKE YOU!!!

Panel 6

Knight 1 rips his own heart out showing it in defiance to Knight 2.

KNIGHT 1:

HAHA! Take that, knightly scum!

Panel 7

Knight 2 stands looking over the dead body with befuddlement.

KNIGHT 2:

Soooo…. you’re not coming over to my mother’s house for dinner?

<a href="http://guide.comicgenesis.com/newshack.php">Newsbox</a>		A Knights Tale Written by Rev. F. David Swallow II Edited by Jay Goldberg Panel 1 Two swords clash together. Panel 2 The two knights push off each other’s swords to gain distance from each other. Panel 3 Knight 1 swings his sword in a downward motion but misses his opponent. Panel 4 Knight 2 used the opportunity to slash across Knight 1’s chest. Knight 1 now stands there looking with amazement at the blood that runs down his chest, overflowing his hand. Panel 5 With anger, Knight 1 thrusts his hand inside the open wound on his chest. KNIGHT 1: I WOULD SOONER LICK THE GOAT SHIT FROM BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER'S TITS THAN FALL VICTIM TO SCUM LIKE YOU!!! Panel 6 Knight 1 rips his own heart out showing it in defiance to Knight 2. KNIGHT 1: HAHA! Take that, knightly scum! Panel 7 Knight 2 stands looking over the dead body with befuddlement. KNIGHT 2: Soooo…. you’re not coming over to my mother’s house for dinner?
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