The Game of Life
Written by Rev. F. David Swallow II
Edited by Jay Goldberg

Panel 1

Dan gets tossed on his ass out of a store front. In the front door is the Manager yelling at him.

MANAGER:

YOU’RE FIRED!!

Panel 2

Dan stands in front of a Bank teller and “Bank of America”. He is pulling his empty pockets inside out.

BANK TELLER:

YOU’RE BROKE!!!

Panel 3

Dan rolls around on his kitchen floor, all his cupboards are empty.

DAN:

I HAVE NO FOOD!!!

Panel 4

The landlord kicks Dan out of his house, all of his shit is piled up on the street corner.

LANDLORD:

PAY YOUR RENT!!!

Panel 5

Dan lies in an alley curled up in the fetal position and surrounded by trash.

DAN:

I'M SO COLD!!!

Panel 6

A game over screen with a picture of a Skull and crossbones. It reads:

GAME OVER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY EASY MODE?

YES or NO








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